Z.E.S.S.T. Zombie Encounter Strike & Survival Team

You are playing a video game or watching tv, and a zed walks into the house and is 30 ft. from you what do you do. Weapons: Anything you can use in about 5 seconds.

it would take me 2 secs to realize its a zed than the other 3 secs woulb be spent crushing its skull with the bat beside my bed

If I am in my den: I can grab one of 30 swords, 10 axes, 7 spears, or 40 assorted sized knifes. If in the garage: I can grab yard tools, 2x4's, bats, tools of every shape and size (including 5 crow bars). If in the Living room: Brass lamp, one of 12 cast iron skillets. If in the bed room: Beretta 92 FS 9mm, closet rods (2" of solid oak) As if they will get through the steel doors, 8 security cameras, alarm system, barred first floor windows. I'm not worried about any one or thing getting in with out me knowing.

Holy crap man I didn't know how well you had it. lol

That was just a short description, this is a little better detail of what I have for security. I just own a 3 story brick building. The first floor is a car repair shop, I own and work part time and have my 2 nephews work for me (both certified mechanics), steel doors, window bars, steel garage doors, alarms, and 6 out side (covering all 4 sides of the building and doors). Second floor is my den (man cave) with fire place, large pantry, and store room (with 12 DC batteries and 3 power converters), steel door on both sets of stairs, 1 security camera on outside stairs, and alarmed. The third floor is my apartment 2 bedrooms, kitchen, living room with fire place, and roof hatch, 2 steel doors, 1 camera on outside stair way. The roof has 4 3'X4' solar panels, 2 - 6' wind turbines, small green house, 4 movable 3000 watt flood lights. If I had more than a 5 seconds I could open one of my 2 gun safes and get to my 4 shot guns, 3 bolt action rifles, 2 AR's, 2 AK's, M1 Garand, SKS, M14, 3 .22's, Colt 1911, H&K USP .40s+w, Mac 11 .45 acp. semi auto, S&W 684 .357 8 round revolver, Desert Eagle .44 mag., Cross Bow, Compound Bow, 80# Cross Bow pistol, and .50 cal. Black Powder rifle. 6' security fence surrounding the building and large yard, made of 6X6 post, and 2X8 boards. The building also has 2 septic tanks and 2 wells.

Did you post this somewhere else cause if not I just had deja vue

Nevermind you did lol

Steel coffee table.

Ash tray LOL Shaun of the Dead all the way

NO!!! keep throwing pillows and game controlers at him. THEN  u realise an ashtray would actualy do something